Okay, am I the only one who felt bad about my feelings here after reading Stephenie Meyer's post on March 30th about why she is releasing her stupid novella (okay, I don't feel that bad)? I guess it sort of happened by accident, the whole writing the story in the first place thing. And I guess that it's pretty cool that you can get the story for free online (though Stephenie and her publisher [whom I picture as a lady villain- the girl-equivalent of the guy in the three-piece suit with an oily mustache counting stacks money in his NYC office and laughing maniacally and pushing orphans and stuff] both know that we are all going to buy it). And I guess it's almost cool that she's giving one whole dollar (yes, that is sarcasm) of each book sale to the Red Cross.
But, Steph (we already established that I can call you Steph, right?), I think I speak for a lot of people when I say that you really need to FINISH MIDNIGHT SUN!! Either accidentally or on purpose! (See?? We aren't unreasonable.)
Also, if Edward turned out to be a real person and you had him chained up in your basement, I wouldn't be mad at you. Just sayin.