"Dada, sometimes your panties is inside-out.
Sometimes they inside-in.
My panties is inside-in.
[Pulls out wedgie]
Now they inside-out."
|Cupcake Carter in her Halloween Costume 10.13|
|That face! That pudge! I'm a goner.|
|I'll eat you up.|
|And isn't she the cutest ever? She picked out every single thing from her leopard leggings to her fox earrings. And she made me straighten her hair even though it's rainy and humid which equals frizzzzz. She is the most beautiful thing around. Darn it- I'm pretty sure this caption stopped being a caption a long time ago. It is now officially a short story. Not even a good one. But let me skip to the end... Blah blah blah and then you find out that The Lottery is a drawing to decide who will be stoned to death in the village square.*|
|I remember this wittwe kitty when I'm feewing bwue.|
|Lame! But true.|
|Michael, Adam Michael, and Finn Michael.|
|No seriously, he pooped.|